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  • Writer's pictureTonya Penrose

Lip Gloss Breakup

Today was the final straw with me and lip gloss. No more. Every tube is coming out of my drawer, even the pretty coral one that I almost liked. I’m done with the tacky, gooey mess that does little to enhance. And, the colors disappear on my lips faster than a coin in a magician’s hand.

To end this sharing on a high note, I bring news. I’ve discovered the highest and best use for this inferior cosmetic product—gnat catching.

You’ll have to beg, maybe offer me a bauble, to get the whole embarrassing story. Even then…

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