Today was the final straw with me and lip gloss. No more. Every tube is coming out of my drawer, even the pretty coral one that I almost liked. I’m done with the tacky, gooey mess that does little to enhance. And, the colors disappear on my lips faster than a coin in a magician’s hand.
To end this sharing on a high note, I bring news. I’ve discovered the highest and best use for this inferior cosmetic product—gnat catching.
You’ll have to beg, maybe offer me a bauble, to get the whole embarrassing story. Even then…